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Diary of pratima ozehttp://relation.rediffiland.com/Diary of pratima ozeen-usSahi hai bhidu

Kyon chalti hai pawan,
Varying pressure zone formation.

Kyon jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann,
Problems with respiration.

Na tum jaano na hum.
But I just gave all the reasons!

Kyon aati hai bahaar,
Because of a change in season,

Kyon lutata hai karaar,
Suffering from mental tension.

Kyon hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposites' attraction.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Seems you didn't pay enough attention.

Kyon gum hai har disha,
Because you have a poor sense of direction.

Kyon hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.

Kyon aata hai mazaa,
Brains response to physical sensation.

Na tum jaano na hum.
Even after all the explanations?

]]>Tue, 31 Oct 2006 16:17:15 +0530http://relation.rediffiland.com/blogs/2006/10/31/Sahi-hai.htmlsahi hai bhidu !How to Catch a LION

Newton 's Method:

Let, the lion catch you.

For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.

Implies you caught lion.

Einstein Method:

Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion.

Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will
get tired soon.

Now you can trap it easily.

Software Engineer Method

Catch a cat and claim that your testing has proven that its a Lion.

If anyone comes back with issues tell that you will upgrade it to Lion.

Indian Police Method:

Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its
a lion.

Rajnikanth Method :

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